I’ve only been to a Hooters once. I was with a big group and they all wanted to go. Women in skimpy outfits do nothing for me (if I want to be titillated, I’ll look at porn), so I wasn’t really interested, but I went.

I ordered a chicken breast sandwich.

I have no idea how you ruin something as simple as a chicken breast sandwich, but they did it.

If you can’t even cook basic food and your only draw is ‘we are a strip club except without the stripping,’ why does anyone want to go?