so drop 'em if you got 'em

  • FuglyDuckOPEnglish
    15•9 months ago

    not nearly as bad as:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ducks.
    Ducks who?
    No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

      • FuglyDuckOPEnglish
        5•9 months ago

        I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

        Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

        • anon6789
          4•9 months ago

          If it’s funny the first time, it’s gotta be funny the tenth time!

          I remember those times!

          • FuglyDuckOPEnglish
            1•9 months ago

            It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

            (Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

            • anon6789
              1•9 months ago

              I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they’re in that phase!

    • @[email protected]
      3•9 months ago

      Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I’ve always said this as

      Knock, knock Who’s there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? … You can see where I’m going.

      I’m glad to see others have a funnier takes!