Big P to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?message-square25arrow-up127
arrow-up127message-squareWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?Big P to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square25
minus-square@FiskFisk33@lemmy.onelinkfedilink32•2 years agoSince I see where this is going to go, What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
minus-square@Magrid@lemm.eelinkfedilink15•2 years agoInsulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
minus-square@Atarian@vlemmy.netlinkfedilink6•2 years agoGod damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
minus-square@mac12m99@feddit.itlinkfedilink3•2 years agoRefusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
minus-square@minorninth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 years agoAt many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time. At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
minus-square@hamburglar26@wilbo.techlinkfedilink3•2 years agoSometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.
At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.