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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•7 months agohave you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•7 months agodeadpan serious stare I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•7 months agoMy favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
minus-squareMaggiWuerzelinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoI usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
deadpan serious stare
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”