Amarillo’s ABC affiliate reports: The Grinch tried to steal Christmas. Dressed as The Grinch, David Grisham carried a sign during the morning drop-off at Sleepy Hollow Elementary in Amarillo, Texas that read “Santa is Fake. Jesus is Real.” Parents, as you might imagine, were not happy to see him. One dad grabbed the sign and …
His version of Santa tortures people forever instead of giving out coal. Otherwise, they are quite similar.
Shoving coal in your stocking is a euphemism for what Santa really does when he is pissed at you.