• SokathHisEyesOpen
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    68 months ago

    I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

    • kase
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      58 months ago

      I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        58 months ago

        You’d be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

        • kase
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          38 months ago

          But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??