• teft
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    5311 months ago

    The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

    So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

    • Flying Squid
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      1011 months ago

      Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

        • @[email protected]
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          111 months ago

          That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      711 months ago

      Those other entries are all insane.

      Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like “Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?” and “What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?”