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  • @[email protected]OP
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    18 months ago

    Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…

    • @[email protected]
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      28 months ago

      Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.