• @Eccitaze
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    138 months ago

    Forget a loaf of bread, he didn’t even outlast a tray of cashew chicken put out by a shady Chinese buffet one health code violation away from permanent closure!

      • @Eccitaze
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        78 months ago

        I can already taste the food poisoning and explosive diarrhea!