Flying Squid to Political [email protected] • 9 months agoThe shark is fake news.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square62arrow-up11.25Karrow-down113
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minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish15•9 months agoshark eats half a conspiracy theorist’s boat “We’re gonna need to stay in the exact same boat because this is fine.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•9 months agoDid they die from the shark attack, or just whilst a shark attacked?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•9 months agoWhat remained of the persons lungs contained water, suggesting drowning as a conorbidity.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•9 months agoThey were just as likely to have been attacked by a shark on land.
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink2•9 months agoThey didn’t die from being attacked by a shark, they died from heart attacks! That definitely were simultaneous to but not caused by a shark attack!
shark eats half a conspiracy theorist’s boat
“We’re gonna need to stay in the exact same boat because this is fine.”
Did they die from the shark attack, or just whilst a shark attacked?
What remained of the persons lungs contained water, suggesting drowning as a conorbidity.
They were just as likely to have been attacked by a shark on land.
They didn’t die from being attacked by a shark, they died from heart attacks! That definitely were simultaneous to but not caused by a shark attack!