• catreadingabook
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    179 months ago

    Casualties… 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let’s not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!

    • IninewCrow
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      89 months ago

      Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”

      Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire … falls over … another lawyer takes his place … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”