(not actually the original title, for anyone wondering)

  • Jurassic Park attendee: “We’re going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences”

    consequences

    Attendee: “Well, this is some bullshit.”

    • “Hey! I thought you said you spared no expense!”

      “Yeah… on the food an human accomodations. The dinosaur pens and security systems were all built by the lowest bidder.”