• FuglyDuck
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    10 months ago

    by properly sliced, I assume you mean like this:

    you monster, you.

      • FuglyDuck
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        510 months ago

        this is because you are a normal person. not a bagel-defiling monster.

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            210 months ago

            Nope. not at all. I mean, yes, they have the same amount (or sometimes even more,) calories, but, like, totally different. Also, I discovered it’s super easy to troll colleagues at work. (I may have brought in lots of bagels and left 2/3’s of one bread sliced on a plate.)(They had it coming… they drank all the coffee.)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      210 months ago

      Lol. Grew up an hour from St Louis and I still don’t know how people prefer sliced bagels like those. I like to butter my bagels or some other schmear. I don’t want to eat a dry bagel and I also don’t want to walk around with a dip

      • FuglyDuck
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        210 months ago

        I mean, I just assume that it was something that Panera or whoever did to give out samples, which is an entirely reasonable form of sacrilege…. And that one idiot made it go viral.