• Cethin
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    91 year ago

    Are you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?

      • Otome-chan
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        21 year ago

        most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.

        • Nepenthe
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          31 year ago

          Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.

          • Otome-chan
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            11 year ago

            My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.