Space junk is on the rise, and no one is in charge of cleaning it up | There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.::There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.
Space junk is on the rise, and no one is in charge of cleaning it up | There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.::There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.
Many eons from now, some future species will find our shit on the moon and conclude that earth bacteria created their own space program.
Not far off, ey? (ZING!)
Scientist bacteria, 600 million years ago:
“So it looks like the most efficient way to reach the moon is to train our pet eucaryotes to assemble themselves into meat robots that will do most of the heavy lifting, while we ride along inside them.”
I need this premise expanded into a book or movie.