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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•11 months agoExactly the reason they had to fund this project. Cheaper than the lawsuit.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoThe scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•11 months agoBut that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 months agoIt’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•11 months agoSo they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.
Why is the snail so large?!
It doesn’t remember, sorry.
Exactly the reason they had to fund this project.
Cheaper than the lawsuit.
The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
It’s too big.
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!
So they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.