@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 1 year agoStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.ukimagemessage-square49arrow-up1637arrow-down12
arrow-up1635arrow-down1imageStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.uk@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 1 year agomessage-square49
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoSays someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
Not while I’m cooking
Your orgies sound boring
Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
I call that foreplay
I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
In front of my salad?!