@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years agoStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.ukimagemessage-square49arrow-up1638
arrow-up1636imageStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.uk@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years agomessage-square49
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoSays someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoI call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
Not while I’m cooking
Your orgies sound boring
Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
I call that foreplay
I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
In front of my salad?!