As the heat rises in Texas, law enforcement is working to untangle a mystery involving the disappearance of a life-saving measure for migrants traveling through an arid region

As the heat rises in Texas, law enforcement is working to untangle a mystery involving the disappearance of a life-saving measure for migrants traveling through an arid region

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    36•11 months ago

    I remember that Bible verse fondly.

    And yay, Jesus said unto the people, “I have taken these loaves of bread and water and turned them into a feast for all1”

    1 Does not include anyone with a slightly darker skin tone2 or from outside of the greatest country ever3 or poor or lame or weak or obese or ugly or that doesn’t fit my perfect description of a person4

    2 Unless that skin tone was achieved through baking oneself under harsh UV rays (real or artificial).

    3 Obviously I mean the United States. That totally existed in biblical times you pedantic asshole.

    4 Even if I don’t personally fit this description, this absolutely applies to me as well. I can be fat and poor and worthless, but fuck all you other people struggling with life. Be born better.