No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.

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    161 year ago

    Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.

      Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.

      But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.

      Come on. Be better, people.