• @[email protected]
    19•11 months ago

    If I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.

      • @[email protected]
        -7•11 months ago

        well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope

        • @[email protected]
          11•11 months ago

          well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

          Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

          • Flying SquidM
            5•11 months ago

            Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

            [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

            NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

            ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

            NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

            ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

            NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

            ARTHUR: Oh shut up.