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    20•1 year ago

    Broke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life

    Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.

    • @[email protected]
      5•1 year ago

      Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time

      Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.

      Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth

    • @[email protected]
      3•1 year ago

      Pretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old.

      “Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.