• spicy pancake
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    2 days ago

    I can open a bottle with a ring I’m wearing, thus making it look like I’m just ripping the cap off like some kind of intoxicated hulk

    One time I was so drunk I tried to use a gold ring I was wearing instead of my usual brass one, and it broke and I cried lol