• Funniest thing involving a little person I’ve seen in real life was the time I was leaving a store, passed by a little person who was smoking, and before I got too far away I just hear a woman yell “what do you think you’re doing young man?!” Turn around to see this elderly lady approaching the little person turn him around and almost snatch the cigarette out of his mouth when she realized he wasn’t a child and a look of “oh shit wtf have I done” spread across her face as she starts to apologize.