Glad that worked for you…now try living a few billion other people’s lives and tell me it works.

That’s great that you didn’t have chronic depression! Millions of others do.

Any time I’m having strong feelings, simply turn off my emotions and become an automaton that exists to serve others.

My bosses love it. I’m going straight to the top. And once I’m finally in charge, I’ll be free to dump all my emotional baggage on my underlings while insisting they need to toughen up.

You can also control how knowledgeable you are on any subject, yet here you are.

I was sad once and then I realized that I cannot control my emotions and was forced to remain sad