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You bolt awake. The year is 1656. You summon a servant, sure of what must be done. You are Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth. And William Penn must die.
Imagine how much better the world would have been if Cromwell wasn’t such a murderous religious zealot and just loved killing kings.
If he hadn’t banned Christmas, genocided the Irish and trained a worthy successor Britain would quite easily remained a republic with, for the time, pretty progressive governance
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
And if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.
I didn’t know frogs were conservatives, no wonder Jones was so worried about the guvment turning them gay.