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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish68•12 hours ago“Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•11 hours ago“we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•10 hours agoYou seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish5•9 hours agoDon’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.
“Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”
“we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”
You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.
Don’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.
thats just venting
These puns are exhausting.
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