• Dragon Rider (drag)
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    302 years ago

    Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

    • @[email protected]
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      142 years ago

      That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.