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    OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

  • Match!!
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    464 months ago

    i was in my underwear and fursuit head at a room party at a furcon and someone’s oncall pager went off (in 2019) and it turned out every fucking furry in this twenty person wreathe worked in either aerospace engineering or maintenance except me the lowly software baby

    • @[email protected]
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      424 months ago

      As a department lead, I was invited to a party to celebrate all the IT engineers they just hired. Theyd be in charge of managing our servers and hardware. These were dudes (and gals) who probably had more degrees than most companies combined, and probably build OSes for fun.

      One of them wore a shirt with a animal on it, and a non-tech made a bad joke about furries. They all just stared daggers at him.

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        284 months ago

        that non-tech spent the next 3 years wondering why every single internal service would fail for him in particular

        • @[email protected]
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          164 months ago

          Cyber Security Report somewhere -

          We found malware operating the camera. But it looks like it just checks the user’s face against a single object called “jerkface”? And if it doesn’t match it doesn’t do anything. So anyways we tried to get rid of the code but for some reason the entire system collapses whenever we try. Everything from customer facing to back end storage just black holes itself.

  • @[email protected]
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    354 months ago

    I know there’s a big joke about furries running the IT world but I know a huge number of them in aviation, too.

    • @Forester
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      264 months ago

      There is a high degree of overflow between those with high functioning Autism, furies and those that like jobs that deal with complex systems.

  • @[email protected]M
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    274 months ago

    We need sharpie scrawl analysis. Is this all one edgelord over many years…or hundreds over one year?

    • nukeM
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      234 months ago

      You can’t stop us all

      God as my witness I’m ÒwÓ’ing that jet

    • OsaErisXero
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      They work in sys admin and SRE roles. Idk who the rogue OwOer is, but they must have flunked out of university.

      • genuineparts
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        154 months ago

        Probably someone that had enough of Sys Admining and thought: “Fuelling planes sounds chill.”
        I myself, I would say, am about 2 years away from that point.

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          74 months ago

          This was a point I had not considered, and I think you may have something here.

      • @[email protected]
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        84 months ago

        There’s also a suspicious amount of furries in the engineering field, including aerospace.

  • @[email protected]
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    184 months ago

    I’m imagining one person at a major terminal writing this on just about every single jet in America, it’s great.

  • @[email protected]
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    124 months ago

    this claim seems likely fake; however, given the two pictures, i know for certain that at least two airplanes somewhere in the world that have ÒwÓ written on them, and that makes me happy

  • Noxy
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    114 months ago

    K0W0 is the identifier for the seaplane airport in Seattle’s Lake Union

    Amusing given how many furries are in the Seattle area

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      It would only take 2-3 people doing this consistently at some major airport to tag a majority of passenger planes over several years

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      As an entirely un-related party with no further knowlage I can confirm that yeah, it definitly happened.

      My source? I just want to believe man