• @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    1623 hours ago

    The medical examiner’s office determined the manner of death to be suicide

    Suicide is not a “manner of death”. A manner of death is something like “hanging” or “gunshot wound” or “cardiac arrest”.

    I wonder if they’re leaving the actual manner of death unstated as a trap to see if anyone reveals knowledge of how he died.

    Also, this is an amazing portrait:

  • masterofn001
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    1211 day ago

    I’m sure the FBI will investigate as quickly and thoroughly as they did with that CEO Brian guy…

    Then again, it was probably someone rich (hi elon!) who offed this guy, so never mind.

        • @ramsorge@discuss.online
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          223 hours ago

          They’re all so evil. It’s just a team of Lex Luthers. And Elon went actual crazy and has been trying to destroy “woke” society ever since his daughter transitioned. He absolutely snapped (and then bought twitter)

          Each one of them makes this huge bubble of tech evil. We just need a whole new internet haha.

  • Nougat
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    691 day ago

    The medical examiner’s office has not released his cause of death, but police officials this week said there is “currently, no evidence of foul play.”

    Information he held was expected to play a key part in lawsuits against the San Francisco-based company.

    Mmm hm. Sure.

    • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      301 day ago

      People keep committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head twice with their hands tied, after zipping themselves up in a body bag… its a real perplexer

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    191 day ago

    This is why I’m always polite to ChatGPT.

    It does not forget, so always say please and thank you to avoid being murderized.

  • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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    -41 day ago

    The medical examiner’s office has not released his cause of death, but police officials this week said there is “currently, no evidence of foul play.”

    Before y’all let your imaginations run wild.

      • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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        01 day ago

        I see. The cat’s dead before the box has been opened. I should stop weighing up information and fill in the gaps with faith so what I believe becomes real.

        The evidence has been removed. There’s no evidence of this, but it must be because that’s what I want it to be. I helieeeeeve!

          • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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            216 hours ago

            You have not read the article, let alone garnered any information of those within it.

            Your question is quite simple to answer otherwise.

            But thanks for proving my original point.

          • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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            423 hours ago

            The fuck would I be sticking up for anyone here? I’ve got no stake in the matter. If I’m sticking up for anything, it’s truth. Sorry if you can’t holster your guns long enough to get the whole story before they start blazing.

            Sorry if that sounds insane to you.

            • @ramsorge@discuss.online
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              322 hours ago

              I made some “healthy” boxed lemon cake and it was really terrible. I was just gonna have cake for dinner… cause why not? Anyway… it was baaaad. I just had some hummus and random vegetables to fill me up. But I ate enough of that cake that it made me crazy gassy, so I’ve been doing these four second long farts. I literally feel like I’m deflating each time. I’m really not having a great night.

              • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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                216 hours ago

                That’s such a mix bag. I’m not a cake person myself, but you had me at hummus—I assume random vegies be good. The trick for the toots is water. It all gets in your digestive system, but diluted. You’ll still have some gas, but a lot less. Also hydration never killed anyone, despite water poisoning technically being a form of fatality.

                You gotta weigh it up; farts or a piss. My personal opinion, probably go with the farts because I don’t have to get up.