• @CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
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    26 days ago

    My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player’s Notebooks.

    Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I’m barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.

  • Sabata
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    9 days ago

    Please don’t mug me.

    Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
    Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
    Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
    Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
    Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
    Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
    Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
    Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
    Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
    Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
    Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0
    
      • Sabata
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        8 days ago

        It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    259 days ago

    A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.

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        Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.

        I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.

        Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!

  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    169 days ago

    A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.

  • Boozilla
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    129 days ago

    A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.

  • Björn Tantau
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    99 days ago

    A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.