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“Apparently, George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) was fond of pointing out the absurdities of English spelling by proving that “fish” could be spelled “ghoti”, That is, gh as in rough, o as in women and ti as in palatial”
The only time Sean throws me off is when it’s in front of Bean.
Shawn Bawn, or Seen Bean? 🤔
Sean Bean obviously
salmon bologna Tucson
So many of those are not even English words lol
Yeah of course people are gonna mispronounce surprise French and ancient Greek words
No no I’m pronouncing the french words correctly, it’s the Brits who are wrong
Many French words are basically mangled Latin/German/Dutch/Spanish words as well, you have to go back quite far to “correctly” pronounce any of them.
I only recognize proto-indo-european pronunciations.
c/nottheonion
What is “English” though? The English language is mish-mash or Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Danish, Spanish, and their old versions. It’s why it’s so difficult to get pronunciation right.
Look at the etymology of the majority of English words and it’ll be “middle english from anglo-french” or “old english from ancient greek” or something.
Some languages have diverged very little from their origins like Icelandic which allows reading 12th century texts without much difficulty, while others are barely distinguishable from their origins due to loans words, forced changes due to e.g royalty, invasion, and so on.
I’m sure a linguist could dive way more into depth, but “not English words” is the equivalent of “not a true Scotsman”.
“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” –James D. Nicoll
I’m sure a linguist could dive way more into depth, but “not English words” is the equivalent of “not a true Scotsman”.
Pretty much. Once speakers start using the word, and expecting others to understand it, it’s already part of the lexicon of that language. Specially if you see signs of phonetic adaptation, like /ø/ becoming /u:/ in a language with no /ø/ (see: “lieu”) - and yet it’s exactly why people complain about those words.
And this sort of complain isn’t even new. Nor the backslash agianst it, as Catullus 84 shows for Latin and Greek.
My favorite part of this is the list of mishmash you use doesn’t reference German, as English structure is Germanic.
Indeed. It does cement my point further of just what a jumble of languages English is.
English speakers can’t even decide how to pronounce words. With the complete disconnect between written English and spoken English, I don’t think it’s possible to mispronounce any word in the English language.
Squirrel is a fun one depending upon the speaker’s original language.
Impossible for me (Danish, more specifically eastern Jutland) to pronounce even halfway correctly, but I love how it apparently rhymes with “world” in a Scottish accent 😁❤️
Find a friend who is bilingual in the opposite languages as you. So for me a Spanish native that speaks English. Then you can correct each other’s fuck ups on pronunciation. That’s what me and my buddies do. It helps a lot for words you’ve only ever seen written.
I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay
One of Pablo Escobar’s lieutenants was nicknamed Popeye. When i first heard it pronounced in spanish I was so confused. To make it even funnier, here in Medellin y’s are pronounced like j’s so here his name is Poh-pay-jay.
-Michael McIntyre
“us ESL folks” as if there’s only two language families on earth 🙄🙄
There are only 2.
Imperial and barbarous.
I think you’ll find that there’s two kinds of units:
SI and absolute nonsense based on the ravings of long dead lunatics
