Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.
At once?
In a row?!
Why’d you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn’t you sleep them like a decent person?
She’s just upset because her number is so low comparingly
When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn’t really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can’t really remember. But then she asked about mine and that’s when I told her about the escorts. That’s when she got mad about me telling her about my past.
I mean… it’s probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn’t mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you’re supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I’m weird for thinking that.
that’s when I told her about the escorts.
Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.
Unless it was a smoking hot Cosworth RS.
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
but, you seem so cute
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
I kinda think that’s a bit of the problem. So many picless profiles that are “dl” and I’m out and loud about it.
I’m afraid to test your theory.
If you do test their theory, get tested often.
They already completed the multiple choice section of the test.
it turns out it’s a lot harder if you don’t care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.
Remember that.
When you’re bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.
Either way I feel it’s more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
I personally don’t want to know about before and won 't ask, but that’s up to everyone’s personal relationship standards.
My wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I’m not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.
Personally, I would not care if my partner had slept with many other men before settling down with me, as long as she had clearly chagee. But there are definitely others who would judge the past for one reason or another.
Definitely there is double standards when it comes to “body count”. When a man sleeps with as many women as possible, he’s the man. But when a woman sleeps around with others, then she is branded a slut and her past is scrutinised.
Double standards are really harsh, when a woman sleeps with lots of men, she’s a slut. When a man does the same, he’s gay.
Personally, I would not care if my partner had slept with many other men before settling down with me, as long as she had clearly chagee.
Volume isn’t as important as whether they wrre cheating in my opinion. If they cheated on 2 or more people that would be a massive red flag, while being single and promiscuous wouldn’t.
Cheating on one person is one person too much, but that is only my value system. Different people have different tolerances and values.
My partner could have slept with a thousand men, and that wouldn’t matter as long as there was no cheating and no abuse in these interactions.
I guess that I am trying to say that I agree with you in too many worda
I’ve only ever really felt jealousy when it involved a woman turning me down and then sleeping with somebody else. As long as I’m allowed in the club, I don’t really care how many other people have been let in.
I have known too many people whose early relationships were bad enough that they cheated once not out of malice, but because they didn’t feel they could leave but found someone who treated them better. Then they chose to end relationships instead and it really was a one time thing.
Bascially I can see one as a learning experience depending on the context.
as long as she had clearly chagee
Tea?
Because some people like to use it as a bludgeon (or get jealous, as you say). After a couple of those, I decided not talking about it was best and that someone really NEEDING to know/talk about it is actually a potential red flag.
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
No simultaneously
Nah in a column.
It’s not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
Hard disagree. It’s about optimizing the dick sucking.
I’m betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
Middle out! Middle out!
“I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees…”
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
¿Por que no los dos?
How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
You start with hello
Hello. (Am I doing this right?)
So uh… 🍆?
Nah j/k! Haha lol! Unless… 👀
You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn’t have to be polite all the time either.
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
oh hey did you just watch Clerks
In a row?!
As long as it wasn’t in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
If you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.
Don’t forget to account for girth similarity.
Fucking billionaires.
What if was in a column?
Don’t kink shame me!
What about side to side
How about if it was all at the same time?
Paging MC’s porn producing cousin SM Escher!
He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
ahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
You don’t think knowing your partner of 16 years’ sexual preferences is important?
meh. who did they marry again? me? groovy.
It’s not that it matters, but I would feel bad that my partner didn’t feel comfortable enough to share that part of them after so long.
i could see that. its really not about the sex or preference, its about trust in information. that is something every relationship must contend with making this rather pedestrian
I get the feeling you think I’m saying this because of insecurities or something. I just think it’s important to know what your partner likes and doesn’t like. I’d feel pretty alone if I was with someone I couldn’t express my desires to even if they can’t fulfill them and wouldn’t want my partner to feel that way.
nope, we said the same thing
Right? My partner’s sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
Woosh
Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
Let’s say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
Oh boy, do I have some catch up to do.
Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
