• @TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

    CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

    ELROND: That’s not the kind of strength I’m talking about…

    CUNK: So what you’re saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

    ELROND: No. That’s not what I’m say-

    CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      79 months ago

      ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.

      CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?

  • pancakes
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    59 months ago

    I like the implication that he’s Gandalf the Grey purely because his clothes are dirty

  • @beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    59 months ago

    Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man’s relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

    Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

    Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

    Gandalf: 🤨

      • @beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        29 months ago

        That’s human years, in hobbit years he’s 18.

        Loli girls are still weird even if they’re technically 500 yrs old.

        Baby Yoda still a baby even though he’s 500 yrs old.

        • @Glytch@ttrpg.network
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          39 months ago

          If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

          The loli thing is a fair point

          Also Grogu is 50 not 500