My eyelid has been twitching every 10 mins for the past 3 days. It’s getting quite annoying.

Besides punching my eyeball what else could I do?

  • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿OP
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    59 months ago

    I’ve cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

    I’ll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

    • Davel23
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      179 months ago

      Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

      • Abird
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        29 months ago

        I’ve also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

      You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?