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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish19•4 months agoWhy not just nuke the North Pole from orbit? It’s the only way to really be sure the elves don’t replace Santa with a murderous robot version.
minus-squarePennomilinkfedilinkEnglish8•4 months agoBecause that would require an extremely high orbital inclination. The vast majority of weapons packages in space would be angled more like Starlink to cover only habitable areas of the world.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoSanta lives on the north pole, sounds habitable to me.
minus-squareMiles O'BrienlinkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months agoThey’ll just relocate to Neptune. It’s basically like playing whack-a-mole.
Why not just nuke the North Pole from orbit? It’s the only way to really be sure the elves don’t replace Santa with a murderous robot version.
Because that would require an extremely high orbital inclination. The vast majority of weapons packages in space would be angled more like Starlink to cover only habitable areas of the world.
Santa lives on the north pole, sounds habitable to me.
They’ll just relocate to Neptune. It’s basically like playing whack-a-mole.